Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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