Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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