Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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