i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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