Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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