Its about making memories worth repressing
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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