I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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