belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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