so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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