I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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