is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner