So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My dick has a subreddit
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.