Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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