I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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