The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
vagina is talking i cant
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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