She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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