Dual....:-)
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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