If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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