She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
