Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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