SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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