Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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