Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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