i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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