No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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