she was so not down for the gang bang
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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