There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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