She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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