Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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