we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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