bring money and cleavage
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
