Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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