My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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