no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
