Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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