The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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