He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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