Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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