We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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