2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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