I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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