my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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