Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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