STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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