Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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