Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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