Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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