I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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