Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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