I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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