He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm really busy with my period
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
