Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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