rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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