road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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