Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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