So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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