Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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